10 Random Poker Quotes

• Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"
• If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
• Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
• With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
• Where's the buffet? -Doyle Brunson
• Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
• When you win... Rub it in!!! When you lose.. Drink the booze!!!!! Los Altos Dirt Bikers
• "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
• "I guess the sayings' true. In the poker game of life, women are the rake man. They are the f---kin' rake." - Worm (Rounders, 1998)
• Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack