10 Random Poker Quotes

• Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
• "You can shear a sheep many times; you can skin it only once." -- Amarillo Slim
• "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury
• A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.
• "So, what did you have?" "A pair...of balls."
• "Hooks (pair of Jacks) are for Fish. You've got to flop 'em, fold 'em, or fornicate 'em." Johnnie Moss
• "In low limit hold em' deception plays a less significant role. Either someone is already looking at that hand or will call out of curiousity." ---Lee Jones
• " The commonest mistake in history is underestimating your opponent; happens at the poker table all the time."
• Why not, when some because there are three.
• The one who bets the most wins; cards just break ties.