10 Random Poker Quotes

• never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson
• "Just play every hand, you can't miss them all." -Sammy Farha's reply to, "How does he do it?"
• "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
• You have to piss with the dick you have
• this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
• they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
• Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
• The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.
• "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
• To win a bit of money, make your opponent think your hand is stronger than it is. To win a lot of money, make him think your hand is weaker than it is. - Josh Avery