10 Random Poker Quotes

• Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
• "Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier
• You have to piss with the dick you have
• I have found that when my reasoning for making a call amounts to, "Aww, fuck it." it is usually the wrong move.
• (after a particularly bad beat) "that was a terrible call" "it's called gambling" "no it's called really sucking at life especially poker and trying to throw your money away because your life is useless and you have been pondering suicide for the last week but getting lucky enough to keep it"
• "It's hard work. Gambling. Playing poker. Don't let anyone tell you different. Think about what it's like sitting at a poker table with people whose only goal is to cut your throat, take your money, and leave you out back talking to yourself about what went wrong inside. That probably sounds harsh. But that's the way it is at the poker table. If you don't believe me, then you're the lamb that's going off to the slaughter." --Stu Unger, three-time WSOP Champion
• Fold and live to fold again
• Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'
• " The commonest mistake in history is underestimating your opponent; happens at the poker table all the time."
• Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.