10 Random Poker Quotes

• The problem with slowplaying the nuts is that there might be somebody else slowplaying a hand they only think is the nuts. -Gary Carson
• Luck is when preparation meets opportunity. - unknown
• "I'd rather be lucky than good" - Lefty Gomez
• A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.
• I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
• I'm a better poker player than I am a player. -RedGrant
• in the poker game of life women are the rake
• I used to go out, go dancing, and talk to the chicks. Now, my life has been down-sized to the couch, the laptop, and the occasional cranberry and rum. --The 5 card stud---
• I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
• Dan: I got the ace too, but I have nothing to kick you with. Ian: Well, you could always take your shoe off.