10 Random Poker Quotes

• "The lucky player is usually the player that knows how much to leave to chance." flintsword
• Fook the floosh droo!
• I have found that when my reasoning for making a call amounts to, "Aww, fuck it." it is usually the wrong move.
• Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
• Poker is like life, most people don't learn from their mistakes they only recognize them. C.Arel
• "I could make a crazy call on you..." Sammy Farhah to Chris Moneymaker at the final table when Moneymaker went all in.
• You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.
• People who play poker often wear raw hide.
• "It's hard work. Gambling. Playing poker. Don't let anyone tell you different. Think about what it's like sitting at a poker table with people whose only goal is to cut your throat, take your money, and leave you out back talking to yourself about what went wrong inside. That probably sounds harsh. But that's the way it is at the poker table. If you don't believe me, then you're the lamb that's going off to the slaughter." Stu Unger, three-time WSOP Champion
• "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)