10 Random Poker Quotes

• Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
• I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
• Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
• Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
• you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
• Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.
• Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
• when i folded an A-7 suited under the gun which would've ended up giving me the small end of a mini jackpot, my dad said, "yeah, if i would've driven to Tucson, I would've found that diamond ring. But i don't drive to Tucson."
• "I want him to think that I am pondering a call, but all I'm really thinkin about it Vegas and the fuckin' Mirage." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
• what is a river if there is no river to draw to water