10 Random Poker Quotes

• "That's the best I ever misread a hand." Unknown NL holdem tourney player at Taj Mahal, December 2003, after going all in on the flop, mistakenly believing he had a flush, but rivering a flush anyway
• "The last time I saw this many Bad Hands was the Shoplifter's Convention in Vegas!" by flintsword
• How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
• I can't raise it up. - Cow Jacobs
• I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
• "If you want to know what lies on the road ahead, ask the man whos on the way back" anon
• I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
• in the poker game of life women are the rake
• Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
• Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it