10 Random Poker Quotes

• Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear. -The old sage.
• Fold and live to fold again
• There is less luck involved than a bad player thinks there is, and there more luck involved than a good player will admit there is
• Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
• Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
• You can't let it get you down when somebody knocks you out of a tournament playing a hand they shouldn't have played. Without these types of players, nobody would win any amount of money, so sometimes you just have to take your medicine. - T.J. Cloutier, Championship Omaha
• Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
• I should have stayed home and played with myself.
• "You get your chips your way, I'll get my chips mine." (Phil Ivey, to Howard Lederer)
• If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me. -- Dan Nelson