10 Random Poker Quotes

• when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from
• "So, what did you have?" "A pair...of balls."
• Don't challenge strong players, challange weak ones. That's what they're there for. - John Vorhaus, author of Killer Poker
• I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
• Liquor up front, poker in the rear
• "You can shear a sheep many times; you can skin it only once." -- Amarillo Slim
• Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in. --Jarod Kintz
• The only way to win is to play. Unfortunetly, it is also the only way to loose.
• There's only one concept to understand in poker: at the end walk out with more money than you walked in with.
• I can't raise it up. - Cow Jacobs