10 Random Poker Quotes

• "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
• Nixon financed his first political campaign with money he won playing poker against his fellow naval officers.
• Son, when a man bets you that the jack of spades will rise out of the dwck and squirt water in your ear: son, don't take that bet, for, as sure as eggs is eggs, you'll end up with a wet ear.
• Fook the floosh droo!
• "You will show your poker greatness by the hands you fold, not the hands you play." -Dan Reed
• I should have stayed home and played with myself.
• Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in. --Jarod Kintz
• "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
• When I play badly, I lose fast. When I play well, I lose slowly. In a tournament, the net result is the same: I LOSE! - RH 11-6-05
• No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.