10 Random Poker Quotes

• Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in. --Jarod Kintz
• I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
• Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack
• When you win... Rub it in!!! When you lose.. Drink the booze!!!!! Los Altos Dirt Bikers
• This above all else: To thine own self be true. - William Shakespeare
• If you play 69, always bet on the come.
• "So, what did you have?" "A pair...of balls."
• I should have stayed home and played with myself.
• Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
• If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.