10 Random Poker Quotes

• The one who bets the most wins; cards just break ties.
• You have to piss with the dick you have
• God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A
• When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
• in the poker game of life women are the rake
• I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
• Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
• Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"
• "In low limit hold em' deception plays a less significant role. Either someone is already looking at that hand or will call out of curiousity." ---Lee Jones
• Deal 'em, and read 'em. Ralph Malph