10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from
- "I thought it was jack's"
- Phil Helmuth Jr. WSOP vs. Jason Lester
- "What've you got, Layne?"
"You BEAT."
Final table banter between Layne Flack and Mike "The Mouth" Matusow.
$ 6,000 No Limit Hold'em Final Day
2004 Ultimatebet.com Poker Classic
Radisson Aruba Resort & Casino, Palm Beach
- Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
- "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
- Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."
- "The last time I saw this many Bad Hands was the Shoplifter's Convention in Vegas!" by flintsword
- The greatest feeling is when you've broken your opponent's spirit & crushed his confidence. The fact that you've taken both his bankroll & the shirt off his back is just a bonus.
Tom V. (Livonia, Michigan)
- "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die
- You have to piss with the dick you have