10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Never educate a stupid poker player.
- Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it
- Homer: Your mother has this crazy idea that gambling is wrong. Even though they say it's okay in the Bible.
Lisa: Really? Where?
Homer: Eh, somewhere in the back.
- Those eggs smell delicious!
- A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples...
-doyle brunson, circa 1986
- "You will show your poker greatness by the hands you fold, not the hands you play." -Dan Reed
- If you play 69, always bet on the come.
- If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.
- I don't want to be called a good loser. A good loser is still a loser.
-Stu Unger
- "I thought it was jack's"
- Phil Helmuth Jr. WSOP vs. Jason Lester