10 Random Poker Quotes

• "if you riffle shuffle a standard deck exactly 9 times the cards will return to its original position as it were prior to the 9 riffle shuffles."
• when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from
• im going to 2 out you to death
• they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
• "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
• ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
• The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.
• Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
• All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
• I'd rather be good than lucky, I'd rather be lucky than lose...