10 Random Poker Quotes

• Liquor up front, poker in the rear
• Poker - love the pain or play checkers. - MoeSyzslak
• Trying to find the odds (not percentage) for this hand. One person has JJ the other 1010. On the flop is J 10 10, what are the odds of this happening?
• Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
• A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.
• "The last time I saw this many Bad Hands was the Shoplifter's Convention in Vegas!" by flintsword
• Those eggs smell delicious!
• " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
• "Poker is 100% skill, 50% luck" - Phil Hellmuth
• " The commonest mistake in history is underestimating your opponent; happens at the poker table all the time."