10 Random Poker Quotes

• Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"
• There is less luck involved than a bad player thinks there is, and there more luck involved than a good player will admit there is
• what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
• I can't raise it up. - Cow Jacobs
• "You can shear a sheep many times; you can skin it only once." -- Amarillo Slim
• "Why do you think the same five guys make it to the final table of the World Series of Poker EVERY YEAR? What, are they the luckiest guys in Las Vegas?" - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
• Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.
• Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
• Poker - love the pain or play checkers. - MoeSyzslak
• The all-in play works everytime but once.