10 Random Poker Quotes

• God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A
• I'd rather be good than lucky, I'd rather be lucky than lose...
• If you play 69, always bet on the come.
• People who play poker often wear raw hide.
• "I guess if there weren't luck involved, I'd win every time." -Phil Hellmuth
• "I could make a crazy call on you..." Sammy Farhah to Chris Moneymaker at the final table when Moneymaker went all in.
• Most of these quotes are abysmal and submitted by the sort of idiots who fill the partypoker chatbox with words like 'phuktard'
• "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick" -ItalianAce-
• "First you're a champ, then you're a chimp, then you're a chump." [I was told this was a quote from Phil Hellmuth]
• Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.