10 Random Poker Quotes

• I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
• I couldn't bet it, so I gave my Aunt $2 to make a bet for me. She didn't want me to be disappointed by losing my first bet, so she bought a show ticket. The horse won. It's been 40 years, I still havn't spoken to her again. --Gary Carson
• If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
• Nixon financed his first political campaign with money he won playing poker against his fellow naval officers.
• Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
• Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.
• ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
• Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
• Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in. --Jarod Kintz
• Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.