10 Random Poker Quotes

• Acey Deucy Never Leucy --Phil Hellmuth
• No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
• Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.
• If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
• "It's hard work. Gambling. Playing poker. Don't let anyone tell you different. Think about what it's like sitting at a poker table with people whose only goal is to cut your throat, take your money, and leave you out back talking to yourself about what went wrong inside. That probably sounds harsh. But that's the way it is at the poker table. If you don't believe me, then you're the lamb that's going off to the slaughter." --Stu Unger, three-time WSOP Champion
• You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.
• People who play poker should also try playing with sock puppets, or, in a more casual event, training ferrets. I hope this pleases fellow pokerites like it pleases me, daily. WOW im wet.
• Some people ask "what could they possibly call me with" before making a bet. I don't ask that question. I just make the bet and let them supply the answer. - Action Bob
• "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha
• I'd rather be good than lucky, I'd rather be lucky than lose...