10 Random Poker Quotes

• "No river, no fish."
• Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.
• Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"
• No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
• (after a particularly bad beat) "that was a terrible call" "it's called gambling" "no it's called really sucking at life especially poker and trying to throw your money away because your life is useless and you have been pondering suicide for the last week but getting lucky enough to keep it"
• Fish don't eat Nutz!
• "All-in, bitches!!!"
• If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me. -- Dan Nelson
• if u play for the thrill u are ill
• Where's the buffet? -Doyle Brunson