10 Random Poker Quotes

• Fish don't eat Nutz!
• A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.
• I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
• Fook the floosh droo!
• The worst hand to have is the second best hand.
• I'm enough of a dreamer to realize it might have been that elusive something a gambler calls luck. But, I'm also enough of a realist to know that in general we make our own luck - through knowledge, skill and experience.- Doyle Brunson
• "Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier
• "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss
• Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
• Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in. --Jarod Kintz