10 Random Poker Quotes

• You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
• in the poker game of life women are the rake
• I guess if luck wasn't involved, i'd win every tournament -Phil Helmuth
• Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
• Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
• "First you're a champ, then you're a chimp, then you're a chump." [I was told this was a quote from Phil Hellmuth]
• How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
• No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
• "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
• Poker - love the pain or play checkers. - MoeSyzslak