10 Random Poker Quotes

• "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die
• The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing. --Nick the Greek
• "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick" -ItalianAce-
• I've noticed something funny ... the more I practice, the luckier I get. -- Jack Nicklaus
• "All-in, bitches!!!"
• When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
• "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson
• Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
• "First you're a champ, then you're a chimp, then you're a chump." [I was told this was a quote from Phil Hellmuth]
• "Poker is 100% skill, 50% luck" - Phil Hellmuth