10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "You get your chips your way, I'll get my chips mine." (Phil Ivey, to Howard Lederer)
- Poker - love the pain or play checkers.
- MoeSyzslak
- (after a particularly bad beat)
"that was a terrible call"
"it's called gambling"
"no it's called really sucking at life especially poker and trying to throw your money away because your life is useless and you have been pondering suicide for the last week but getting lucky enough to keep it"
- the perfect poker player deploys his masterful execution of logic and then litters it with chaotic sequences of lunacy.
- Wise man say, "man who seeks revenge, should did two graves"
ActionDave
- Upon entering a cardroom in which a player had never before played, he asked the floorman for a 10-20 hold-em seat. The floorman dutifully put him on the list and told him that the only available seat was at 3-6 Omaha HiLo. The player quipped, "No, I don't have enough money to play limits that high."
- See AA before the flop is like a smile from the girl of your dreams, see AA lose to a pour hand on the river feels like the same chick just gave you a bad case of blue balls
- If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
- If you play 69, always bet on the come.
- "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die