10 Random Poker Quotes

• Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
• "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker." - Mike McDermott, "Rounders"
• Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
• never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson
• I can't raise it up. - Cow Jacobs
• Poker is for loners.
• Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.
• I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
• With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
• "The lucky player is usually the player that knows how much to leave to chance." flintsword