10 Random Poker Quotes

• Poker is a lot like sex. Everyone thinks they know what they are doing, but only a few are actually good at it.- "Dutch" Boyd
• Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
• When I was young, I heard that all you need is a chip and chair. Now that I am old, I realize that they weren't talking about tortilla chips.
• I suck, therefore I suck out. North Shore Mike
• After taking a beat: "How bad do they play?...This is the World Series of Poker!" -Phil Hellmuth Jr.
• "All-in, bitches!!!"
• "No river, no fish."
• "You can shear a sheep many times; you can skin it only once." -- Amarillo Slim
• Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"
• People who play poker often wear raw hide.