10 Random Poker Quotes

• if u play for the thrill u are ill
• Where's the buffet? -Doyle Brunson
• "You gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em." -Kenny Rogers
• "The poker player learns that sometimes both science and common sense are wrong; that the bumblebee can fly; that, perhaps, one should never trust an expert; that there are more things in heaven and earth than are dreamt of by those with an academic bent." -- David Mamet
• Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
• Please screen your these quotes, most of the crap people submit here don't classify as poker quotes at all, they just express how badly those persons misunderstand the game of poker or how proud they are that they understand elemntry concepts such as "counting outs" or "pot odds", no one cares jerks
• "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick" -ItalianAce-
• I should have stayed home and played with myself.
• " The commonest mistake in history is underestimating your opponent; happens at the poker table all the time."
• "Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier