10 Random Poker Quotes

• Dan: I got the ace too, but I have nothing to kick you with. Ian: Well, you could always take your shoe off.
• I've noticed something funny ... the more I practice, the luckier I get. -- Jack Nicklaus
• Great poker players are separated from good poker players not by how they win their hands, but how they lose them.
• "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die
• You have to piss with the dick you have
• Fold and live to fold again
• "Hooks (pair of Jacks) are for Fish. You've got to flop 'em, fold 'em, or fornicate 'em." Johnnie Moss
• Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
• Luck is when preparation meets opportunity. - unknown
• Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.