10 Random Poker Quotes

• Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
• "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
• "What've you got, Layne?" "You BEAT." Final table banter between Layne Flack and Mike "The Mouth" Matusow. $ 6,000 No Limit Hold'em Final Day 2004 Ultimatebet.com Poker Classic Radisson Aruba Resort & Casino, Palm Beach
• Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
• " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
• if u play for the thrill u are ill
• I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
• "All-in, bitches!!!"
• "You will show your poker greatness by the hands you fold, not the hands you play." -Dan Reed
• No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.