10 Random Poker Quotes

• Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher. -Amarillo Slim
• Deal 'em, and read 'em. Ralph Malph
• Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
• how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky? a bit of his hair falls out.
• Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
• "The poker player learns that sometimes both science and common sense are wrong; that the bumblebee can fly; that, perhaps, one should never trust an expert; that there are more things in heaven and earth than are dreamt of by those with an academic bent." -- David Mamet
• "You get your chips your way, I'll get my chips mine." (Phil Ivey, to Howard Lederer)
• "Percentage players die broke too, Burt." -Fast Eddie Felson "The Hustler"
• "Just play every hand, you can't miss them all." -Sammy Farha's reply to, "How does he do it?"
• If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?