10 Random Poker Quotes

• You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
• Deal 'em, and read 'em. Ralph Malph
• I'd rather be good than lucky, I'd rather be lucky than lose...
• This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
• "So, what did you have?" "A pair...of balls."
• Why not, when some because there are three.
• Where's the buffet? -Doyle Brunson
• When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
• I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
• "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick" -ItalianAce-