10 Random Poker Quotes

• What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's? Your a dead duck.
• The all-in play works everytime but once.
• "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
• "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow
• For all you probability freaks, remember to consider the probability that an opponent is lying. Generally, liars dig holes and keep on lying, at least in the short run, as they try to climb out. Adjust your math prowess accordingly. Tells are paramount, as much or more as your calculating brain is. Poker becomes super-multi-variable when the psychological realm is joined with that already beautiful world of card probabilities. -- a mathematician
• A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples... -doyle brunson, circa 1986
• Luck is when preparation meets opportunity. - unknown
• How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
• Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
• "No river, no fish."