10 Random Poker Quotes

• Dan: I got the ace too, but I have nothing to kick you with. Ian: Well, you could always take your shoe off.
• "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
• There is less luck involved than a bad player thinks there is, and there more luck involved than a good player will admit there is
• If you raise with 72 offsuit, you get to raise when the flops is 7-7-2, ... once in your life. If you fold 72 offsuit, you get the free time to study your opponents or the waitresses and avoid polishing the rail with your sweater ... tough decision!
• Poker - love the pain or play checkers. - MoeSyzslak
• "if you riffle shuffle a standard deck exactly 9 times the cards will return to its original position as it were prior to the 9 riffle shuffles."
• when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from
• When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
• I can't raise it up. - Cow Jacobs
• Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear. -The old sage.