10 Random Poker Quotes

• Luck is when preparation meets opportunity. - unknown
• "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
• With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
• The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.
• The one who bets the most wins; cards just break ties.
• This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
• Right now I only play online poker. If I ever play live poker, raise preflop with a good hand, get called by someone with a 52 who hits a straight, I am walking over to that person to knock out his teeth. Congratulations you idiot.
• Its better to have played and lost then to not have played at all Dick McWatters
• "if you riffle shuffle a standard deck exactly 9 times the cards will return to its original position as it were prior to the 9 riffle shuffles."
• Trying to find the odds (not percentage) for this hand. One person has JJ the other 1010. On the flop is J 10 10, what are the odds of this happening?