10 Random Poker Quotes

• "If i dont make that final table, nobody's gonna remember me next year. If i do make that final table, Im a poker legend overnight" - Dutch Boyd 2003 WSOP Main Event
• Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.
• No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
• I'm a better poker player than I am a player. -RedGrant
• "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury
• "The poker player learns that sometimes both science and common sense are wrong; that the bumblebee can fly; that, perhaps, one should never trust an expert; that there are more things in heaven and earth than are dreamt of by those with an academic bent." -- David Mamet
• I'm just looking for a way to get outa here.... --------Doyle Brunson, goes all-in WSOP2003
• Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it
• If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.
• Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.