10 Random Poker Quotes

• Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
• I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
• Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
• Luck is when preparation meets opportunity. - unknown
• Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won. -Will Schwarz
• (after a particularly bad beat) "that was a terrible call" "it's called gambling" "no it's called really sucking at life especially poker and trying to throw your money away because your life is useless and you have been pondering suicide for the last week but getting lucky enough to keep it"
• I've noticed something funny ... the more I practice, the luckier I get. -- Jack Nicklaus
• "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker." - Mike McDermott, "Rounders"
• women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
• Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"