10 Random Poker Quotes

• ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
• I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
• Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
• "I could make a crazy call on you..." Sammy Farhah to Chris Moneymaker at the final table when Moneymaker went all in.
• I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
• Nixon financed his first political campaign with money he won playing poker against his fellow naval officers.
• If only I'd read, "Winning at Internet Poker For Dummies." 'Til now, I never thought I qualified.
• I can't raise it up. - Cow Jacobs
• When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
• If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.