10 Random Poker Quotes

• Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"
• Why not, when some because there are three.
• what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
• Fish don't eat Nutz!
• women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
• I don't really mind getting bad beats. Of course, 9 times out of 10, my superior cards will win. But that 1 time in 10 that someone catches lucky cards and beats me, I don't get mad. Because each of the next 9 times they think they can catch something adds another inch to my television.
• Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.
• The worst hand to have is the second best hand.
• The problem with slowplaying the nuts is that there might be somebody else slowplaying a hand they only think is the nuts. -Gary Carson
• If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me. -- Dan Nelson