10 Random Poker Quotes

• How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
• A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.
• it is true that you may fool all of the people some of the time: you can even fool some of the people all the time: but you can't fool al of the peole all the time. -Abraham Lincoln
• they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
• When I play badly, I lose fast. When I play well, I lose slowly. In a tournament, the net result is the same: I LOSE! - RH 11-6-05
• Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
• Why not, when some because there are three.
• "You get your chips your way, I'll get my chips mine." (Phil Ivey, to Howard Lederer)
• "The poker player learns that sometimes both science and common sense are wrong; that the bumblebee can fly; that, perhaps, one should never trust an expert; that there are more things in heaven and earth than are dreamt of by those with an academic bent." -- David Mamet
• "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson