10 Random Poker Quotes

• "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick" -ItalianAce-
• "Give me running 10's boy!!" Mike Laing - after CALLING 78K with 10-8 on a board of K22
• "If i dont make that final table, nobody's gonna remember me next year. If i do make that final table, Im a poker legend overnight" - Dutch Boyd 2003 WSOP Main Event
• Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
• How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
• Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
• Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.
• "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses." Alex Powers
• I'd rather be good than lucky, I'd rather be lucky than lose...
• Wise man say, "man who seeks revenge, should did two graves" ActionDave