10 Random Poker Quotes

Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.
"I swear to god if you beat me and i will get my gun out of the car and kill you...and your family." -Uncle Remus
"Never say 'Whoa' to a mud puddle" -- Anonymous $4-to-go NL A-5 Lowball Table, Cameo Club Palo Alto CA, 1977
Sometimes doing the right thing loses you money and the wrong thing gains you money. The trick is figuring the right time to do the wrong thing and the wrong time to do the right thing.
With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
Why not, when some because there are three.
Dan: I got the ace too, but I have nothing to kick you with. Ian: Well, you could always take your shoe off.
Concentrate. Don't do anything stupid. Catch some cards. ----Mrs. Cloutier, as TJ heads out to another tournament
In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.