10 Random Poker Quotes

• If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me. -- Dan Nelson
• All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
• Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
• Why not, when some because there are three.
• Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"
• The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing. --Nick the Greek
• "Give me running 10's boy!!" Mike Laing - after CALLING 78K with 10-8 on a board of K22
• Fook the floosh droo!
• I guess if luck wasn't involved, i'd win every tournament -Phil Helmuth
• "If i dont make that final table, nobody's gonna remember me next year. If i do make that final table, Im a poker legend overnight" - Dutch Boyd 2003 WSOP Main Event