10 Random Poker Quotes

• Wise man say, "man who seeks revenge, should did two graves" ActionDave
• Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
• "It's hard work. Gambling. Playing poker. Don't let anyone tell you different. Think about what it's like sitting at a poker table with people whose only goal is to cut your throat, take your money, and leave you out back talking to yourself about what went wrong inside. That probably sounds harsh. But that's the way it is at the poker table. If you don't believe me, then you're the lamb that's going off to the slaughter." Stu Unger, three-time WSOP Champion
• Fold and live to fold again
• Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
• Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack
• See AA before the flop is like a smile from the girl of your dreams, see AA lose to a pour hand on the river feels like the same chick just gave you a bad case of blue balls
• Sucking out won't help you. The only cure for stupidity is losing. -- The BRICK --
• For all you probability freaks, remember to consider the probability that an opponent is lying. Generally, liars dig holes and keep on lying, at least in the short run, as they try to climb out. Adjust your math prowess accordingly. Tells are paramount, as much or more as your calculating brain is. Poker becomes super-multi-variable when the psychological realm is joined with that already beautiful world of card probabilities. -- a mathematician
• What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's? Your a dead duck.