10 Random Poker Quotes

• Poker is for loners.
• The problem with slowplaying the nuts is that there might be somebody else slowplaying a hand they only think is the nuts. -Gary Carson
• "I could make a crazy call on you..." Sammy Farhah to Chris Moneymaker at the final table when Moneymaker went all in.
• you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
• "I guess there's nothing left but all in." -Greg Raymer
• Sometimes nothing's a pretty cool hand -paul newman-
• "You can shear a sheep many times; you can skin it only once." -- Amarillo Slim
• "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio
• "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss
• "The last time I saw this many Bad Hands was the Shoplifter's Convention in Vegas!" by flintsword