10 Random Poker Quotes

• I can't raise it up. - Cow Jacobs
• All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
• You can't let it get you down when somebody knocks you out of a tournament playing a hand they shouldn't have played. Without these types of players, nobody would win any amount of money, so sometimes you just have to take your medicine. - T.J. Cloutier, Championship Omaha
• "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick" -ItalianAce-
• Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear. -The old sage.
• Concentrate. Don't do anything stupid. Catch some cards. ----Mrs. Cloutier, as TJ heads out to another tournament
• Some people ask "what could they possibly call me with" before making a bet. I don't ask that question. I just make the bet and let them supply the answer. - Action Bob
• if u play for the thrill u are ill
• Luck is when preparation meets opportunity. - unknown
• If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?