10 Random Poker Quotes

• when you win its got to make a difference when you lose its got to hurt.
• "No river, no fish."
• I'm a better poker player than I am a player. -RedGrant
• Liquor up front, poker in the rear
• Son, when a man bets you that the jack of spades will rise out of the dwck and squirt water in your ear: son, don't take that bet, for, as sure as eggs is eggs, you'll end up with a wet ear.
• The best feeling in the world if flopping the nut straight against two players acting before you who both flopped sets. I'll take my chances against 5 outs.
• "Give me running 10's boy!!" Mike Laing - after CALLING 78K with 10-8 on a board of K22
• I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
• Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear. -The old sage.
• Sucking out won't help you. The only cure for stupidity is losing. -- The BRICK --