10 Random Poker Quotes

• No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
• If you lock 100 retards in a room and make them play a tournament, one of them has to win. If you do that in each state, you will produce 50 state champions. If you lock those 50 retards in a room, call it the Poker Championship of the Universe, one of them has to win, and then PokerStars gets 10%.
• I can't raise it up. - Cow Jacobs
• This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
• This above all else: To thine own self be true. - William Shakespeare
• The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
• See AA before the flop is like a smile from the girl of your dreams, see AA lose to a pour hand on the river feels like the same chick just gave you a bad case of blue balls
• You can't let it get you down when somebody knocks you out of a tournament playing a hand they shouldn't have played. Without these types of players, nobody would win any amount of money, so sometimes you just have to take your medicine. - T.J. Cloutier, Championship Omaha
• "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier
• Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!