10 Random Poker Quotes

• Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"
• Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright
• "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier
• "All-in, bitches!!!"
• Poker is for loners.
• The all-in play works everytime but once.
• "I guess there's nothing left but all in." -Greg Raymer
• The worst hand to have is the second best hand.
• "I'd rather be lucky than good" - Lefty Gomez
• Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."